This is a selection of IMs from my friend Kenny.

Enjoy at your own risk.


Posted: February 27, 2013 9:57 AM by Dvan

Kenny: Today I turn 27 on the 27th, this apparently means "golden birthday" on which u are supposed to do something wild'n'crazy like sky dive
Kenny: so this morning, I got a latte instead of an americano
Kenny: woooooo party!#*%
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Well Known Car

Posted: February 25, 2013 11:55 AM by Dvan

Kenny: wow, my boss is on the phone negotiating more money from the insurance company
Kenny: "The car is fairly well known in town, it's the only one with a nitrous system"
Dvan: wtf
Kenny: pretty sure that's not how it works
Kenny: pretty sure KBB doesn't have a category for "car is known around town"
Dvan: lol
Dvan: I wouldn't tell my insurance company if I had a nitrous system in my car...
Kenny: LOL yeah
Kenny: Not because they care what's in the OLD one unless it's an indication of what you're going to have in the NEW one
Dvan: hehe
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Security Fail

Posted: February 25, 2013 10:50 AM by Dvan

Kenny: i guess (previous company) got burgled, "they stole some computers, some tea, and an 'alien cup'"
Kenny: the funny part is, my boss is always messing w/ these logitechs security cams and THEY DIDN'T RECORD CRAP
Kenny: he said "I guess the SD cards got filled..."
Dvan: lol
Dvan: fail
Dvan: Really? a cup?
Kenny: "with pens and pencils in it"
Kenny: more like, really, TEA?
Dvan: Burlars need their caffeine!
Kenny: I just like saying "burgle"
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People Love It When You Lose

Posted: February 22, 2013 2:25 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: my boss always puts objects in the printer output tray
palehorse: I have such a messed up picture of your boss
palehorse: lol
Kenny: i dunno, it might be accurate
palehorse: hehe, mabye so
Kenny: i can't read at work in the comfy chair anymore because his laundry is all over it
Kenny: dunno if it's clean or dirty, i ain't touching it
Mike: What kind of laundry are we talking here?
Kenny: socks and sweats
Kenny: this isn't his dry cleaning (That's hanging on the coat rack)
Kenny: i think sometimes he goes to the gym at lunch
Kenny: i think he needed to use his gym bag for something else once so he dumped out the contents
Kenny: that was at least a week ago though
* @palehorse shudders
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They Love Dirty Laundry

Hack That Sh*t

Posted: February 21, 2013 4:03 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: so he logged in with user's creds on his own machine
Kenny: user's password is Pooper
Kenny: just so y'all know
Kenny: cuz everyone here does now
palehorse: With a capital P?
Kenny: and some numbers!
palehorse: Please tell me int's not Pooper69
Kenny: LOL @ pooper69
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Short Timers

Posted: February 20, 2013 1:06 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: i used to take my headphones off when bossman was talking about operations, starting today i decided i don't care
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Posted: February 20, 2013 10:15 AM by Dvan

(Yesterday, 2/19):

Kenny: guy behind me has been clicking a PEN all week
Kenny: i am so stealing it after he leaves tonight
Dvan: wtf
Dvan: hhah
Kenny: chomping nuts guy
Kenny: clicks pen too
Dvan: you should break it in half and leave it on his desk
Dvan: and smash nuts all over
Kenny: i shoudl just jam the clicky part
Kenny: lol

(Today, 2/20)
Kenny: ARGH i forgot to hide/sabotage the pen
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Will Work for Blow

Posted: February 19, 2013 12:34 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: job posting for IT Server Admin for installations on mega-yachts
palehorse: nice
Kenny: "troubleshooting, maintainng, testing, building, and documenting IT & AV systems for various client yachts around the world - moderate international travel"
Kenny: also i like they require SAN experience. Really, some mofo out there has a FC SAN on his boat?
palehorse: wouldn't surprise me
palehorse: working for huge corporate moguls, drug dealers, etc...
palehorse: terrorists
Kenny: wow that sounds fun
Kenny: when you put it that way :D
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Weekend Warrior

Posted: February 13, 2013 3:00 PM by Dvan

Kenny: what I do with my weekends
Dvan: lol wow
Kenny: some day in a couple years I will be glad I did that
Dvan: someday in a couple years you'll wish you had had a girlfriend instead of inventorying your wall warts.
Kenny: I decided I'm going to watch Annie Hall tomorrow
Kenny: and drink gin
Dvan: again, see my previous message. :p
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Fire Hydrant

Posted: February 12, 2013 1:15 PM by Dvan

Kenny: man there is a fire hydrant in front of my new favorite coffee shop which is great because there's always a place for me to park
Dvan: uhhhhh
Kenny: don't worry i always get it to go
Dvan: uhhhhhhh
Kenny: i'll be damned if i'm going to get busted in the 5 min it takes , OR if a fire is going to break otu
Kenny: hah
Dvan: maybe but it wouldn't have made the point!
Kenny: i'll leave my keys in it then
Dvan: heh
Dvan: Waiting to see your jeep in a version of that pic above
Kenny: some guy gave me a glare when i was parking in front of it
Kenny: so i might have to deal with that going forward
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