This is a selection of IMs from my friend Kenny.

Enjoy at your own risk.

Hey, I do my part!

Posted: November 28, 2012 3:50 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: i asked my lawyer friend how they could force me to do that
Kenny: he literally said "because in our justice system, someday you would want someone to do the same for you"
Kenny: i voted, and i don't litter, isn't that enough of serving my country?
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Posted: November 27, 2012 4:22 PM by Dvan

Kenny: I listen to this September song about her micro-phone and I'm like cool, maybe it's a RAZR or some really small nokia that's only available in scandinavia
Kenny: then i realized she is talking about that thing that u sing into
Dvan: phreaking kenny
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The Axioms of Networking

Posted: November 27, 2012 4:20 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: i guess i could try sniffing the traffic
palehorse: when all else fails....sniff your way
Kenny: TCP sniffing... the only true reality
Kenny: in TCP we trust... everything else is subject to presentation layer bugs
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Why hello Mr. Murphy

Posted: November 27, 2012 10:00 AM by Palehorse

Kenny: omg, this is such murphy's law
Kenny: today I get the balls to work from a complete different part of the office, to avoid my noisy boss
Kenny: I just settle down, make my little work space and plug in my computer, and he writes, saying he's WORKING FROM HOME TODAY
Kenny: ~@$*!
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Know Thyself

Posted: November 15, 2012 4:28 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: not sure why the hell i moved into NW portland... I hate people
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Desktop pr0n

Posted: November 12, 2012 12:20 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: wow my boss linked his home and work windows 8 computers to the same Windows Live account, now his wallpaper is porn
palehorse: lmao
Kenny: i don't tihnk he realizes
palehorse: that's funny as hell
palehorse: Is youre boss an IT guy?
Kenny: yeah
palehorse: Is he any good?
Kenny: no... his passion is building desktop computers with water cooling and crap
palehorse: fail
Kenny: other than that he just has good charisma which i guess is how he became Information Services Manager
Kenny: omg the rainforest bird sounds were because he had World of Warcraft minimized
Kenny: *face palm*
Kenny: one might think it's soothing except for every 10 minutes is a loud "CA-CAW!!! CA-CAW!"
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Posted: November 06, 2012 10:30 AM by Jon

Kenny: I voted! Resisted the hipster urge to write in a candidate no one has ever heard of.
Kenny: I did vote for the occupy guy for treasurer tho. he won't win anyway
Kenny: didn't get a "i voted" stickor though, which pisses me off
Jon: No, because we have the mail-in ballots.
Kenny: well they could put it in the envelope
Kenny: like the honor system like the OPB stickers
Jon: just make your own
Jon: tape a piece of paper to your shirt with "I VOTED" in sharpie or something
Kenny: haha
Kenny: occupy guy for treasurer's twitter bcakground is a pic of him gettin tazed
Kenny: i hope he wins
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Thoughtful concern for the flood victims

Posted: November 05, 2012 2:25 PM by Dvan

Kenny: Whenever I see people crying on their roofs after the floods, I have to wonder....Doesn't that just make it worse?
Dvan: Wow. Really?
Kenny: not realy... but I don't want you to run out of updates for your IMs from Kenny page
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Sharp dressed man

Posted: October 19, 2012 2:10 PM by Palehorse

Kenny: ate s**t on my bike trying to cross the wet abandoned RR track
Kenny: my bike is messed up and so is my hand
Kenny: first ever time biffing it on my bicycle as an adult, i think
Kenny: my hand is only scraped but stings like a MOFO
Kenny: at least my pants still look great
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And the world was stunned....

Posted: October 19, 2012 9:35 AM by Palehorse

Kenny: uninstalling https everywhere
palehorse: was there a problem with https everywhere?
Kenny: yes, it fuct me on a particular site
Kenny: made lots of people think i'm crazy
palehorse: how so?
Kenny: this is the form we use to create accounts and stuff for contractors
Kenny: formstack is a third party form building service
Kenny: not much better than your awesome Impact 2.5 forms section
Kenny: but anyway, https anywhere put https on that
Kenny: forced it i guess
Kenny: i got ERROR: We couldn't find your form. Please check the URL and try again.
Kenny: i escalated the "problem" through a couple people and they all said it worked just fine
Kenny: i insisted :/
Kenny: I was wrong :/
palehorse: hah
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