Posted: November 08, 2016 8:21 AM by DvanKenny: so my parents came over so there has been a lot of chatter in my house more than usual
Kenny: the freaking Amazon Dot, alexa has been poking her head in conversations she doens't belong
Kenny: i.e. false positives
Kenny: too bad
Dvan: It would be confusing if you had a relative named Alexa
Kenny: mostly the phrase "likes it"
Kenny: triggers Alexa
Dvan: oh wow
Kenny: and since I beat the s**t out of my cat and my parents watch in horror
Kenny: I have to remind them He Likes It
Dvan: are you a catbuser?
Kenny: my cat likes 2 be spanked
Kenny: he's into that
Kenny: he likes it rough
Dvan: does he meow really sensually when you do that?
Kenny: he cries for more
Kenny: bro is this convo making u UnCoMfOrTaBlE?
Dvan: Actually, I'm not surprised at all.0 2