Paper Towel Thieves
May 21, 2026 10:35 AM by Dvan
Kenny: oh man, somehow in the Costco parking lot my paper towels fell off the bottom of my cart and I didn't catch it, I went back for a refund and it was a huge pain in the ass
Dvan: lol
Kenny: they made me wait 15 minutes while they reviewed the freaking camera footage
Kenny: "SORRY SIR BUT YOU DID DROP THEM OFF YOUR CART, UNFORTUNATELY ANOTHER DISHONEST MEMBER PICKED THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN THEIR CAR"
Dvan: they should be looking for who stole them. The real paper towel thieves.
Kenny: yeah
Kenny: they were pissed @ the other member lol
Dvan: heh
Kenny: "UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ITEMS THAT LEAVE OUR WAREHOUSE BUT AS A COURTESY THIS ONE TIME WE WILL GIVE YOU THE ITEM"
Kenny: phew
Kenny: was barely worth the $22 for my time
Kenny: but seriously, if u find something in the costco parking lot go turn it in
Kenny: they do have a log of left behind items
Dvan: Yeah, I figured they would.
Dvan: I'm sure it happens more than people think.
Jon: meanwhile, got my free costco paper towels to unload....
Dvan: 🤣
Dvan: We're running low too. Hey Ken, go back to Costco again...
Jon: lol
Dvan: lol
Kenny: they made me wait 15 minutes while they reviewed the freaking camera footage
Kenny: "SORRY SIR BUT YOU DID DROP THEM OFF YOUR CART, UNFORTUNATELY ANOTHER DISHONEST MEMBER PICKED THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN THEIR CAR"
Dvan: they should be looking for who stole them. The real paper towel thieves.
Kenny: yeah
Kenny: they were pissed @ the other member lol
Dvan: heh
Kenny: "UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ITEMS THAT LEAVE OUR WAREHOUSE BUT AS A COURTESY THIS ONE TIME WE WILL GIVE YOU THE ITEM"
Kenny: phew
Kenny: was barely worth the $22 for my time
Kenny: but seriously, if u find something in the costco parking lot go turn it in
Kenny: they do have a log of left behind items
Dvan: Yeah, I figured they would.
Dvan: I'm sure it happens more than people think.
Jon: meanwhile, got my free costco paper towels to unload....
Dvan: 🤣
Dvan: We're running low too. Hey Ken, go back to Costco again...
Jon: lol