Yo mamma's Christmas Gifts

Posted: November 18, 2015 2:58 PM by Dvan

Kenny: christmas for my mom... Dell warranty renewal on her laptop
Kenny: in my mind = I give the best gifts
Kenny: in my mom's mind = ... "thanks."
Dvan: lol
Dvan: I know it's from your heart but it's kinda an ass gift
Dvan: no offense
Kenny: I am getting her kitchen shears
Kenny: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002IMMEW?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00
Kenny: these things are sharp as f***
Dvan: i hope you get her something else other than kitchen scissors
Kenny: :|
Kenny: homemade granola ?
Kenny: dog treats
Dvan: try again
Kenny: spotify gift card
Dvan: try again
Kenny: wat the granola is a gr8 idea
Dvan: Hmm maybe. but...
Kenny: who don't like oats
Kenny: in cluster form
Dvan: yo mamma bahahahahah
Kenny: :||||
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