This is a selection of IMs from my friend Kenny.

Enjoy at your own risk.

In tha Hizzy

Posted: September 07, 2012 10:30 AM by Jon

Kenny: although I probably would get a dog when I got a hizzy
Jon: well, who can blame you?
Jon: "hizzy"?
Kenny: come on man, PLUG IN
Jon: Whatever Snoop Dog
Jon: I don't speak "fake"
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Posted: August 28, 2012 4:00 PM by Dvan

Kenny: lately i seen NavTeq cars in portland
Kenny: not google branded
Kenny: their camera is bigger too
Dvan: wow
Kenny: i been waiting for the right time to expose myself to one
Dvan: uhhh expose?
Kenny: Hmm
Kenny: poor choice of words
Dvan: "expose"?
Dvan: yea
Kenny: Though I could probably get away with full frontal
Dvan: yeah. That's what I thought. Exactly what you meant!
Kenny: lol
Dvan: lol
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Pot Roast (part deux)

Posted: August 17, 2012 2:31 PM by Dvan

Kenny: i made a huge pot roast and was planning on eating it for days butthen i realized id ont' have a tupperware for it
Kenny: i had to use like 5 small tupperwares, it look me longer to fill them than it did to prep the roast
Dvan: lol
Dvan: or than it would've taken you to go out and find a woman
Kenny: WTF have u and jon been talking
Kenny: that friggin abernathy
Dvan: hehe
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Pot Roast

Posted: August 16, 2012 10:25 AM by Jon

Jon: yeah, Street Fare! You going?
Kenny: yeah
Jon: "role model" jeez.
Kenny: street fare under the 100F sun
Jon: yeah, no doubt!
Jon: don't die
Kenny: dead guy ale back @ costco $26/case
Kenny: i think i'm going to pre-func w/ that
Kenny: gonna prep a pot roast at lunch time, so after street fare i come home drunk as f**k to pot roast
Kenny: that's living the dream my friend
Kenny: fyi i can WALK to DB from my apartment, tyvm
Jon: LOL
Jon: dude, living the dream would be coming back home to a woman, not pot roast.
Jon: Or pot roast AND a woman.
Kenny: s**t
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Posted: August 15, 2012 2:45 PM by Dvan

Kenny: yo, when someone drives into an intersectino in heavy traffic, and they can't get out before the light turns red, aren't you supposed to honk?
Dvan: hah I do
Kenny: yea yea ok check it, im leaving NW to go to costco, comin downhill south on 19th, going to cross burnside to catch 26 onramp near jefferson/goose hollow
Dvan: k
Kenny: i have a green light to cross burnside but the chick crossing 19th, going along burnside, was in the middle of the intersection
Kenny: blocking MOST of mine lane and ALL of the opposite line
Kenny: keep in mind i'm coming downhill (going fast)
Kenny: so i'm heading right towards her and i lay it on man
Dvan: heheh
Kenny: so she looks to her left and THINKS SHE'S GOING TO DIE
Kenny: this look on her face, DAMN
Kenny: i scared the s**t out of her
Dvan: yea i bet
Kenny: then i swerved around
Kenny: now, i had control the whole time, i think it was safe, fortunately there was room for me to get around
Dvan: yeah
Kenny: but then i felt bad for honking beecause really i think she could have died just form the heart attack
Kenny: but i figured doesn't everyone do that? so ok i think i'm good
Dvan: hahahah
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Rio Bar

Posted: August 14, 2012 2:15 PM by Dvan

Kenny: man my co-workers said, "Do you want to go for lunch at Rio Bar" wlel i never heard of that place, and i didn't want to eat at a bar, so i said no thank you. Then they left, then I got on my bike and started pedaling around, finally landed at Burrito Bar. Went in and saw them
Kenny: i was like OH CRAP it all made sense, i misheard them. So I ran away
Kenny: I don't think they saw
Dvan: LOL!
Kenny: went way further down, and got a korean BBQ burrito instead
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Posted: August 14, 2012 9:51 AM by Dvan

Kenny: im having trouble drinking this triple americano b/c my hand is shaky from the caffeine
Kenny: vicious cycle
Dvan: heh
Kenny: hopefully as my hand gets shakier the liquid will be less
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"IMs from Kenny" is born

Posted: August 13, 2012 11:15 AM by Dvan

Dvan: Man when I revamp my website, I might have to put an "IMs from Kenny" section on there...
Kenny: yea
Kenny: stuff not fit to tweet
Dvan: hehe
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I guess that's my cue to go ahead and start it up!


Posted: July 30, 2012 9:55 AM by Dvan

Kenny: 2 weeks ago, i went with my (EX(!) girl friend to san diego. she brought stumptown beans to her dad. HE PUT CINNAMON IN THE COFFEE
Kenny: anyway i broke up with her so it's cool
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