Posted: September 30, 2014 2:24 PM by DvanKenny: https://firstname.lastname@example.org,-79.402207,3a,66.8y,170.88h,80.18t/data=!3m3!1e1!3m1!2e0!6m1!1e1?hl=en this is canada? look like mexico
Kenny: "discount food and clothing" wat
Dvan: "Home of the famous chicken stew crepe"
Kenny: woah wtf
Kenny: that sounds like a terrible idea
Dvan: yeah it really does
Dvan: but apparently it's famous.
Kenny: that's why we have the word INfamous0 1
Posted: September 26, 2014 3:23 PM by JonKenny: going to NYC too
Kenny: never been
Jon: you movin' on up
Kenny: bought new walking shoes
Kenny: but they will probably kick me out of the nice bars for sneakers
Kenny: need a crushable blazer
Jon: yeah, you need to drop like 2 Gs on new clothes just for NYC
Kenny: got a NYC haircut today
Kenny: long on the top and short on the sides
Kenny: and a $22 palmade
Jon: isn't that a Macklemore cut?
Kenny: ah, yep
Jon: he's from Seattle
Kenny: been there; done that
Kenny: time square
Jon: huh. Apparently a New York haircut is a thing.
Kenny: brook lynnbridge
Kenny: 30 rawk
Kenny: metropolican op'ra
Jon: if you don't visit the 9/11 memorial you're not a real American
Kenny: oh right
Kenny: i will try to sneak in
Jon: Yeah THAT's how you should do
Jon: you still got the beard?
Kenny: i made sure to get a haircut compatible with it
Jon: then don't try to sneak into 9/11 Memorial there, TALIBAN
Kenny: allah allah jiahahah0 3
Posted: September 22, 2014 4:28 PM by JonKenny: wat
Kenny: why does it say Abernathy now
Kenny: u going all formal on me?
Jon: I installed Skype because pidgin wasn't connecting to old MSN
Jon: thus far, not liking it
Kenny: mine still works
Kenny: hah yeah
Jon: it irritates me greatly that I have to install a video conferencing program to use IM for one service.
Jon: why the hell can't everyone use google talk
Jon: ...gtalk is based on jabber, and hangouts is awesome
Kenny: jibber jabber
Kenny: yeah i have heard of companies using hangouts lately
Jon: hangouts even has a drawing tool built in. It's great
Jon: now imagine if you could draw a better dick!
Jon: You'd be in heaven
Kenny: WHOPS i just pasted that into the SA?N
Kenny: "ken why did you configure volume access from a server called three equals D?"
Jon: "Because I pulled the plug on that server"
Jon: you should send that to your girlfriend
Kenny: hmm yeah she has asked me to text and e-mail her more often during the week
Jon: I'll bet that stops after you send it0 4
Posted: September 22, 2014 4:13 PM by DvanKenny: Jon: are you having a stroke?
Kenny: why does jon ask me this like 3 times a year
Dvan: It's a valid question.
Dvan: Well, based on the IMs you've sent me in the past...
a little later...
Kenny: ? do you think i can start this trend of putting question mark in frnt of sentences
Dvan: ? maybe
Kenny: ? doesn't it seem to make more sense
Dvan: ? no
Dvan: You should do that to Jon. Maybe he'll ask you if you're having a stroke again.
Kenny: after work sometimes i go home and "have a stroke"
Dvan: omg tmi0 2
Posted: September 22, 2014 10:31 AM by JonKenny: i was trying to squat these guys
Kenny: wait no
Kenny: oh yeah, them
Kenny: trying to squat http://www.fcb.com people
Kenny: ad agency... but this chick thought i was trying to squat her ball team
Jon: you realize there's a law against cybersquatting, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticybersquatting_Consumer_Protection_Act
Jon: that's just if you're buying up the trademarked name domains with intent to sell.
Jon: if you're buying more generic but valuable ones, that's okay
Jon: like "his.church"
Jon: though if you bought westboro.church I'd be all for that. Put some porn on it or something
Kenny: i considered ti
Jon: get on it!!
Jon: what are they gonna do, picket you?0 2
Posted: September 18, 2014 4:58 PM by DvanKenny: :| my iPhone UPS trakcing number only says "label created"
Kenny: suppost to be delivered tomorrow!
Kenny: if they lie to me I wil piss on the grave of steve jobs
Kenny: actually no. It's not his fault
Kenny: Steve would never have allowed this to happen.
Dvan: Steve Jobs is laughing at your #whitewhine predicament from above.0 2
Posted: September 15, 2014 4:00 PM by DvanKenny: dude
Kenny: last night i bought (domain).church for $200
Kenny: listed it for sale for $1999
Kenny: someone just bot it
Dvan: haha nice!!
Dvan: instant profit
Kenny: yeah that was crazy
Dvan: or prophet
Kenny: lol0 3
Posted: September 15, 2014 9:11 AM by PalehorseKenny:attempting to squat .church domains
palehorse:cool, take advantage of organized religion
palehorse:i like it
Kenny:should know here in a few minutes which ones i got
Kenny:pass the collection plate!
Kenny:oh dang, .church don't go live till wednesday
Kenny:unless i pay $190 per domain
palehorse:foiled!!! what's the Christian version of Karma?
Kenny:well i already got 4
Kenny:which i believe were worth the $190 each
Kenny:i have about 10 more that i was hoping to get for $40 each0 5
Posted: September 04, 2014 12:36 PM by PalehorseKenny:Alina Slutsky
Kenny:Copilot System Analyst, Compellent Storage
Kenny:Dell | Support Services - Copilot Optimize
palehorse:that's awesome0 4
Posted: September 03, 2014 5:03 PM by JonKenny: so i think i accidentally unplugged a very important server today
Kenny: i am trying to insist that it's dell's fault
Kenny: can't have them conclude it was me
Kenny: dell has narrowed it down to a "Power Event"
Kenny: so they are closing in on me
Jon: oh you're done
Kenny: noob mistake0 4